Steve tells the story about how a clown may have literally tried to murder him.
Steve and Eric go for a solid solo pop and talk about what happened in #56 - Why we took it down, why we might put it back up, etc.
Steve, Eric, and Jim finish off #55. We had to split it into 2 but it's really just one. You get it.
Steve, Eric, and Jim talk about Aziz Ansari, Anna Kendrick, how much money pornstars make, stories about strippers, some more Girl Talk, cheating on people, deal breakers, giving the best gifts for men vs women, and probably some Chipotle too.
Steve doesn't know the difference between Apple and Google so we just pretty much try to figure that out for a while.
Shoutout TC and Johnny Ive
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•Leggings that females wear as pants•Camel Toes•The Kardashians (or Kendall and Kylie Jenner)•Eyebrows•Cleanses, Juicing, Dieting, Squats, Stairmasters•Females that wear make up at the gym•Contouring•Complicated Starbucks order.•Squads and Squad Goals (Taylor Swift)•Forcing our heads down during oral sex•Instagram Filters•Dating, Ghosting, Stage 5 clingers•Texting•Do guys really care about sex on the first date•Crying•Manicures, do men even give a shit?•Cougars and Sugar Daddies•Spray Tans/Tanning•Social media creeping•Dumb girls vs Smart girls•How long should we wait to sleep with a guy to be respected?•Hair (long vs short)•Anal•What's so great about strip clubs?•Do men watch the Victoria Secret Fashion Show?•ALSO, do guys read buzzfeed articles? Or take the online quizzes•Definition of a basic bitch from the male POV•Do you care if chicks like sports?•Running, Walking, Dancing, Wiping out in heels, would you be willing to wear stilettos for a day?•Designer handbags that cost more than my education•What do men do to prepare for a first date•Tapas (it's a girl thing)•Screenshots and Group texts (We know chicks do it, and we are certain men do it) could you imagine if people were notified....•Sexual harassment in the work place or in general•Wtf is marriage material, explain this to us.•"Gag" is not a thing, please don't make it a thing, But we do say annoying ass shit like, "I can't even", "I would die", "totes", "oh my god..", also add the word "like" before these words. We do apologize for sounding annoying but it's a bad habit some of us have yet to break.
Steve and Eric talk about grandmas, Johnny Dangerously, how Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB come up with their ratings, how Mission Impossible should be Mission Improbable, air marshals, real life secret agents, real life villains, Samuel L Jackson, Mcdonald's orders, being smart with money, hacks for mongolian BBQ and stir fry, sword tricks, and Hibachi.
Steve and Eric talk about going to the movies by yourself, school shootings, and people who are always late.
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